Shift Bid equals Shit Bid

My company came up with another brilliant idea! Just right after the food poisoning aftermath and the auction madness, here's another catastrophe. As of the moment, its the major mess. I wonder how many more brilliant ideas they will have in the next few weeks. Goodluck to my upcoming holiday break.

I think "Auction" thing has part 2..

There's another bidding to come. Guess what?

SHIFT BID

Mechanics:

1. Agents were being ranked, performance based.

2. Supervisors were assigned to managers, I dont know where exactly they based the assignment.

3. Schedule posted in the bulletin board at the second floor (near the restrooms and huddle rooms) production based, I hope.

4. Bidding starts on October 4 and ends on October 7, four-day colloge registration-like.

5. Agents, according to their ranks, get to choose any schedule they want. (Just look on those wicked sheets posted)

6. Once a particular schedule became full, they will close it for the next bidders. (Makes sense..I told you, just like getting subjects from college. "This time, we are not talking about the line, but your rank", I can hear them say.)

7. If you are absent on the scheduled time you are supposed to bid, your currrent supervisor can take care of it. (Just make sure that you've informed him/her of your options, considering the open slots.)

8. Each team will be under a supervisor who were assigned on the same shift those agents had bidden. (Welcome to the new team.)

9. You then bid goodbye to the fellow teammates who served as your motivators of going to work and staying at work. (Forget those gimmicks after shift because you dont have the same schedule anymore, that's for sure. Why? You were ranked based on performance, remember?)

10. You have a new batch of teammates and a supervisor, in a new shift, with new rest days, in a freaking hell office. (You're own your own, Thickheaded.)


Ending:

1. Goodbye teammates (who are the only reason why I'm stayin until December, at most), goodbye TL (who is very supportive and cool), goodbye on my current shift (which I don't enjoy myself)

2. Adjustment period.

3. Total shuffle for the whole program. "Hey, everyone's affected so dont get so pissed off...", my chastily mind tells me. "Yeah right!", my filthy soul exclaims.